Look. We fucking loved it. Kate Shine is a gem of a person and a true Muppet truther. Follow her on Twitter (@KateTheShine) and Insta (@KateShine).
A few key points though: WTF is UP with the Ghost of Christmas Past? And THANK YOU HBO for cutting Belle’s stupid song. We’re all better for it. Except Ebeneezer. He had a rough time. Also: Fred is hot, but kind of a dick. You heard it here first! Also also: for the last time, Celey is NOT slut-shaming the whore-muppets!!
FAN (Celey’s) THEORY: Scrooge and Jacob Marley were gay together and could never realize their love in Dickensian England and THAT’S WHY THEY’RE SO BITTER.