Prepare your body, mind, and heart for the most sexually explicit conversation anyone has ever had about Hocus Pocus. We didn’t mean for it to happen…except we did and we’re not sorry and we blame Alli.

So much to love about this movie we honestly couldn’t contain ourselves. Bette Midler, KATHY NAJIMI, Sarah JP are all in a league of their own. Alison and Max are the teens we wish we were, and Dani is pure classic. Also: Thackary Binx. THACKARY.

It’s Hocus Pocus!