One word: Cher.
Two words: Teen Angst. (Aka Winona Ryder)
Four Words: They are not mermaids.
Celey kind of can’t get over what she thought this movie was about. But frankly, who cares, because Cher’s outfits are everything under the sun, and SURPRISE: Michael Schoeffling is IN THIS MOVIE. Also, Nora & Hilary have a complete love-fest over everything.
It’s MERMAIDS!
