This episode opens with us DYING over Kiely Williams’ music video for her “hit” Spectacular, and devolves from there as we struggle mightily to make sense of this leopard-print covered musical train wreck of a movie.

Ultimately, what we settle on: Garbage. Garbage covered in Claire’s trinkets and pink faux fur vests. Also songs. We have a grand ol’ time, but are completely exhausted and confused and Celey resorts to simply screaming “WHAT?” at least 47 times.

It’s the Cheetah Girls, Cheetah Sisters, Cheetah Chatter.