Returning to the wide world of Nickelodeon films, we dust off our notebooks & binoculars for Harriet the Spy.

There is so much to like in this movie, and yet, there is so much to make your skin crawl. Awesome utility belts and Eartha Kitt cameos, vie with dropped plot points and seriously disturbing bullying.

But also y’know, there’s Rosie O’Donnell sweeping is as “wise woman of the forest slash Mary Poppins.” So.