Is it a rip-off of Mighty Ducks, which in turn is a rip-off of the Bad News Bears? Yes.

Did you care as a child? No.

We get back to basics with the unbeatable childhood trope: the underdog sports movie. This one happens to be soccer (and involve a “texan” Steve Guttenberg)…but really, we all know it’s just about a group of plucky youths facing an Enemy Team wearing silver and black.

Check the Big Green out on Netflix ’cause you know you wanna follow along!